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Barack Im a bit dissapointed that you havent fixed all problems immediately as of right now... But Ill still give this app five stars anyway because the GOP has ruined everything and its not really your fault.

So anyway... I honestly know the solutions for the economic and Foreign Policy issues currently standing in the way of your legacy. If youre serious about helping the American people then have the Secret Service pull my email address so you can contact me immediately and make me a senior advisor so I can help you get all of this done ASAP.

You might think Im being facetious or silly... But Im serious. I legitimately have the real world solutions to many of the problems facing our economy and Foreign Policy. Youd better hurry and recruit my top-tier intellectual talent before I end up advising the error-marred GOP out of spite for your negligence in refusing to retain my brain power.

Thank you for your time.

StevenLovesLife about The White House